Top 5 Books For That Special Flight Attendant In Your Life


Do you hear that clock ticking? No… it’s not your biological clock. Or maybe it is — I don’t know. If so, that’s something you will have to discuss with someone else. I am here to talk about the clock that’s ticking towards the holiday season. Whether you celebrate or worship: Hanukkah, Jesus Christ, Mohammad, Kwanzaa, L.R.Hubbard, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone, or Lady Gaga — these books are the perfect gift for that flight attendant in your life. 

Let’s begin… and don’t act all shocked that my book is first on the list. 

(To purchase any of these books (or all of them) simply click on the title of the book underneath the featured picture to be directed to Amazon. It’s that simple. I did all the work for you. You’re welcome.)


Fasten Your Seat Belts And Eat Your Fucking Nuts



Cruising Attitude: Tales of Crashpads, Crew Drama, and Crazy Passengers at 35,000 Feet



Airplane Mode



Diary of A Pissed Off Flight Attendant


Plane Insanity: A Flight Attendant’s Tales of Sex, Rage, and Queasiness at 30,000 Feet