Airline Passenger School



Do you wish you were the perfect airline passenger? 

Want to know how to handle your carry on luggage? How to use the lavatory? Are you traveling with children? Need some assistance with ordering a cup of coffee? Do you wonder if you should tip your flight attendant after they have brought you five alcoholic drinks?

Would you like to gain some airline knowledge so that you don’t get nasty looks from your flight attendant?

If you answered YES to any of those question – then this Airline Passenger School is for you. 

To get started just click on one of the pictures below (or the text below the picture) to be taken to a comical/informative blog post. You’ll soon be the best airline passenger your flight attendant has ever met. 


10 Tips For Deplaning Your Next Flight.



10 Thinks That Will Get You Kicked Off Your Flight… And Possibly Arrested!



Things Your Flight Attendants Are Responsible For That Might Surprise You


Things To Know When Traveling With Your Pet

Why Is The FA Talking To Me-

Why Is The Flight Attendant Talking To Me?

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10 Tips For Airline Employees Traveling Standby

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What’s My Flight Attendant Thinking About?


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13 Things To Know About Your Carry On


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12 Steps On How To Order A Beverage On Your Next Flight



10 Things You Need To Know Before Your Next Flight!



13 Things To Know Before Using An Airplane Lavatory


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How To Order Coffee On Your Next Flight!



A Quick Guide To Figure Out If Your Flight Attendant Is Hitting On You!



Have You Forgotten About 9/11?



Why You Should Never Let Your Bare Skin Touch The Airplane Carpet.



8 Reason Why You Shouldn’t Sit In The Front Row On Your Next Flight



The Airplane Commandments



How To Score A Free Drink On Your Next Flight!



Why You Should Check Your Bag!



Tips For Quick & Healthy Travel Friendly Snacks – Written by Guest Blogger – Rachel


21 Tips For Dads Traveling Along With Their Kids



11 Tips For Dealing With Holiday Travelers



Have Airline Passengers With Nut Allergies Gone Too Far?



9 Tips For Your Unaccompanied Minor



9 Tips On How To Dress For Your Next Flight



Why Airline Passengers Should Tip Their Flight Attendants.

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14 Important Tips For Buddy Pass Travel



Will I Survive A Plane Crash?



Top Five Things To Do When Your Airplane Television Is Inoperable


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How Much Do You Know About Being An Airline Passenger? Take this 25 Question Quiz



10 Tips Before Your Next Red Eye Flight


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What Is That Little Bag In My Seatback Pocket?



10 Tips For Boarding Your Next Flight


10 Things You Should Never Do On Your Flight

Dear Reader, 

These posts are written to be humorous and fun. Please don’t be offended if you happen to do one – or twenty – of the things noted in these blog posts. Sometimes we have to laugh at ourselves and let me tell you – airline passengers are the best entertainment out there.



Flight Attendant Joe